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JOHN GREEN’S STARTED WORKING ON A NEW BOOK?!

noeyeinclare:

First off, I’m sorry about your ovaries.

Secondly, I like writing stories. It is pretty much my favorite thing to do. Hopefully I will write many, many more books—so many that you become tired of them and all become Hipster John Green Fans and say, “His early stuff was okay but after TFiOS he just became a hack.”

(Source: runs-on-ramen)

the-absolute-best-gifs:

LMFAO i don’t know why this is so funny to me

1. bc she’s a ballerina unexpectedly smashing a wood panel in half

2. her boobs

3. her underskirt

4. awkward leg kick

5. her composed face at the end

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runintoyourheart:

WHY AM I EMBARRASSED WHEN I’M BUYING FEMININE PRODUCTS IT’S SO STUPID BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PERIODS EXIST AND THAT LADIES NEED SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF THAT MONSTROSITY YET EVERY TIME I HAVE TO BUY SOME I TRY TO COVER IT UP WITH OTHER STUFF OR PRETEND I’M HOLDING SOMETHING DIFFERENT LIKE I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WALK DOWN THE STORE AISLE WITH PRIDE LIKE “YEAH I FUCKING BLEED OUT OF MY HOO HA SO FUCKING WHAT YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT I’LL TAKE YOU DOWN MOTHERFUCKER”

(Source: lazeramsey, via thelordvoldemort)

thebrightestwitch-ofherage:

mionewazlib:

romioneshipper:

magical-mischief:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

^

^ omg

^^ O M F G

^^ TRUTH AT ITS BEST

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the-absolute-best-posts:

idioteque90:

justtouchedawkwardly:

#101 REASONS TO LOVE ELLEN DEGENERES

The smallest things, the smallest of words can mean so much to the right person. To a lot of people, words can hit the hardest from someone who is your hero and think will never acknowledge you, usually a musician, or an actor. This womans hero was Ellen. I appreciate her for the person she has proven herself to be over the years.

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preparetodrop:

theclearlydope:

WORTH SEEING: News anchor loses it after an interview with Ryan Lochte. Great to see anchors be human for a moment.

(via wizarding)

This is the most unique one I've seen, please yes.

 1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
  2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  4) What do you think about most?
  5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  6) Do you have any strange phobias?
  7) What's your religion?
  8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  10) What was the last lie you told?
  11) Do you believe in karma?
  12) What does your URL mean?
  13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  14) Who is your celebrity crush?
  15) How do you vent your anger?
  16) Do you have a collection of anything?
  17) Are you happy with the person you've become?
  18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
  19) What's your biggest "what if"?
  20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
  22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
  23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
  24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?
  25) To you, what is the meaning of life?
  26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  27) What was the last movie you saw?
  28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
  29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
  30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  32) What is your astrological sign?
  33) What's the last thing you purchased?
  34)  Love or lust?
  35) In a relationship?
  36) How many relationships have you had?
  37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  38) Where is your best friend?
  39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  45) How can I win your heart?
  46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."
  50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
  51) What is your current desktop picture?
  52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
  54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  59) Ever been on a plane?
  60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.

(Source: spongebob-daily, via greatleapingocelots)

moonblooded:

ovaryoverkill:

vardaesque:

pinupinthetardis:

the-scottfitzgerald:

themisshapenartist:

How can a person be sneezing one moment and making love to the camera the next?

[ OOC: I would love to point out that a few decades ago, seeing someone’s expression when they sneezed was considered a good indication of their O-Face/their expression during orgasm/release. Which only makes this gif that much better. ]

^ bless you, you kind soul for that information.

sits here covered in cobwebs and dust staring at tom hiddleston’s o-face

I love how he just nods it off afterwards. It’s like an o-face rebound.

Here you go, world.

(Source: awholebunchofnothing, via thelordvoldemort)

the-squirrelydixon:

S02E07 + S03E15

FCUK

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